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You´d think that someone who is rarely seen without a knitting ought to have a substantial collection of handmade socks.
Well, dear readers, prepare yourselves for a shock!
So Johanne, what have you got to say in your defense?
– Oh, I, eh, hate... I mean, I don´t like knitting socks... You see, I have this thing about double pointed needles... I´m uncomfortable using them.
Not much of an excuse though, is it Johanne? You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
In fact you don´t even deserve to call yourself a knitter. All real knitter love knitting socks.
– But look – I made a whole lace top in only two weeks.
Pattern from Svalan on Åland and Finnish merino-silk yarn Silla.
Nice try, but we are not changinge the subject.
Johanne, you are a disgrace to your country and your fellow knitters.
Go and knit yourself a pair of new socks – or don´t show yourself on this blog ever again.
And Marina, you wouldn´t dream of calling Johanne pernickety after seeing this, would you?